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A boy who loves grandpa's hot sweaty cock

Danny Oakley 

Look! There is Danny Oakley, my real dad!
Danny Oakley by goofh8r February 16, 2019

The Oakley Review 

A database/forum for Oakley enthusiasts and collectors. Simply put, a terribly unhealthy place to spend time. My advice is to be careful of how other users influence you, but be more careful of your wallet's girth.

Also known as "The O-Review" or just "O-Review"
Timothy used to be your average bachelor. Fresh out of college with a solid career in the making. One night while aimlessly browsing the internet, he came across The Oakley Review. He saw the expansize collections of sunglasses, and hordes of merchandise . He temporarily dismissed it all, thinking, "who the hell would spend that much money on a bunch sunglasses that no metrosexual would ever wear?" The answer was that he would. Within a year, Tim garnered a collection of over 200 pairs of shades, thirty posters (both vintage and recent), countless stickers and lanyards, five watches, and two display towers to lock them all within. He even invested in the company by purchasing a few shares.

Unfortunately, Tim never saw the light until it was too late; Tim continued to collect until he lost his apartment. To keep a roof under his head, he had to sell every piece of Oakley he owned. Over those two years, all he really achieved was Collector of the Month. He claims it to be his most prideful accomplishment to this day.

Graham Oakley 

Graham Oakley is a smart handsome and courageous who will not back down to anything or any one. He can overcome any obstacle and obtain and girl he so desires. His good looks and charms are all he needs when talking to ladies.
Graham Oakley says: "hey babe wanna fuck?"

"urmmm"

*BOOM* shes fucked
Graham Oakley by theallfkinmighty December 13, 2012

Annie Oakley 

That burning in the back of your throat that doesn't really go away after you have nothing to throw up except stomach acid.
Matilda: "Oh my god did you see Grandma in her Canadian tuxedo and poodle perm hair tonight?"
Moe: "Ugh that made me Annie Oakley in my mouth a little bit"
Annie Oakley by Your Team October 25, 2011

Tyler Oakley 

A successful young, gay, Youtuber who makes videos addressing improtant things such as gay marrige, friendship and being yourself.
Tyler Oakley: "I literally can not even"
Tyler Oakley by Callmejoan April 10, 2015