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Roach Motel 

In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.

What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.
-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?

--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.

-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.

--Werd.
Roach Motel by Teve Torbes March 13, 2008

crowbar motel 

not another night in the crowbar motel
crowbar motel by sayonaura April 20, 2004

dutch motel 

A dutch oven with multiple men contributing and holding the covers over the woman, the more the merrier.
Man this girl was a freak, me and the boys gave her the old dutch motel over the weekend.
dutch motel by Tarnag July 27, 2016

Oliver Motel Ice 

A liquid in the form of ice eaten by Oliver while in a plastic bag
Luca: What are you eating?
Oliver: Oliver Motel Ice!!!
Oliver Motel Ice by Baby_Fetus December 13, 2019

clown motel 

"What do you mean this is the clown motel?!" THIS IS THE CLOWN MOTEL, IT'S FULL OF CLOWWNNS!!! YOUR NOT GONNA FIND ANY BETTER ROOM THAN THE CLOWN MOTEL, ITS THE BEST ON THE BLOCK

Harvester Motel 

The nesting grounds of demons and creatures unknown to man-kind. They feast on the flesh of those lost souls whom seek shelter and safety only to be found in a living hell.
Address: 821 US-34, Plano, IL 60545
Phone: (630) 552-8018
1: Dude we should go somewhere scary
2: Harvester Motel?
1: Not that scary, I don't want to die.