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hop on lockport lighthouse 

A place where the apoc 2 development team meets up and has gay sex
hop on lockport lighthouse prazzy

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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

Lighthousecore 

Underground subgenre for fans of hard working lighthouse- and fishermen. Can be identified by their thick wool sweaters, big beards and most importantly their use of a hand-held lantern (candle or oil).

Pipe smoking and use of phrases such as: "Is there anyone out there?" or "A storm is brewing..." are common in the community.
Dave: What the hell is John wearing? ...and is that a lantern he is holding?
Matt: Oh yeah, John is totally lighthousecore nowadays
Dave: Wtf?!
Lighthousecore by DenOh November 29, 2022

Lighthousing 

The action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. This occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to.
I was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn't stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off

Gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on
Lighthousing by Fotes April 18, 2010

Lighthousing 

Sean's favourite poker term. The act of staying in a two-pair hand in hopes of hitting a full house.
Sean didn't love his 7-deuce until the board flopped 7-2-5. He held firm to Mike's bet and Eyeball's call, lighthousing like a motherfucker.
Lighthousing by happywookie February 19, 2021

lithouse 

a house that is motherucking lit and turnt with hoes that be booty popping and twerking
We are going to lithouse this weekend
lithouse by YASLITCASHMEOUTSIDE March 19, 2017