Jesus Juicer

A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.

How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.

"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".

Jesus Juicer by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

purely a juicer 

When someone raises a pot in poker for no reason other than to "juice" up the pot to induce more action.

Rads: I raise five
Hinzo: Wtf was the point of that? Purely huh?
Rads: Purely a juicer
Teddy: I call

purely a juicer by manzalawy August 24, 2009

Lethal Dose Juicer 

Lethal Dose Juicer (LDJ). Reffered to anabolic steroid users that inject insane dose of steroids, which is even too crazy for veteran steroid users.

dareal: hey guys i am going to start with 2000 mg's of Tren E each week.
Benn: dude you are insane!
Flex: serious overkill!
Lewis: you are going to die
Eric: you are a dumbf**k really.

Mike: LOL Lethal Dose Juicer

Lethal Dose Juicer by EricR DBB December 13, 2009

grave juicer 

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

grave juicer by d&d inc. June 26, 2008

Cleveland Juicer

When a chick is trying to give you a Cleveland Steamer but has the Hershey Squirts.

I vomited when that hooker gave me a Cleveland juicer.

Cleveland Juicer by evolart July 27, 2009

Brown Eyed Juicer

A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.

When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.

Brown Eyed Juicer by DMF May 27, 2005

peen juicer 

A male homosexual who sucks penises/peen.

Man, Al Jones is such a peen juicer, I bet he always has penis breath!

peen juicer by Dr. CG April 4, 2008