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Aunt Jemima 

The troll of all trolls on the TeenHut forums.

Just like all trolls, he drops the F-bomb in just about every other sentence. This is a pathetic attempt to make him appear "t0tally hardc0ar on teh interwebz."

His most profound traits are putting others down (cuz he is teh r0x0rz n iz flawlezz), and replying to threads saying "Great, another thread nobody gives a fuk about" because he can now speak on behalf of over 6 billion people. /lolsarcasm

It is unclear as to why the mods even allow him to stick around. The theory is that he gets to stay because he stole his name from the syrup lady (and nobody can resist syrup, amirite?).
Poster 1: "So, I hear Korea is trying to kill us all."
Aunt Jemima: "Nobody gives a fuk."
Poster 2: "I do, and I'm sure you won't be thinking that when you're in thirty-two pieces. Then again..."
Aunt Jemima by MrsButterworth June 19, 2009
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dirty jemima

A dirty jemima is a girl that goes to a single sex school in England and secretly fantasises about making out with all of her classmates down in the woods.
Girl 1: “Hey, do you know what the new girl is like?”
Girl 2: “I heard she’s a real dirty jemima.
dirty jemima by Modernzombie April 16, 2020

Aunt Jemima 

A man puts Maple Syrup on his wang and the woman licks it off.
How bout an Aunt Jemima honey?
Aunt Jemima by PancakeMaster April 28, 2013

aunt jemima 

An ounce of Whiskey (jim beam) and an ounce of Aunt Jemima pancake syrup. Nicely fills a tall 2oz shot glass. Stir well. Do shot. Do not chase.
Bill Diesel and Foley just did Aunt Jemimas!

Aunt Jemima 

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.
Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...
Aunt Jemima by destouches January 10, 2005

Aunt Jemima 

A term used for reserveing front seat status in a vehicle. Counter to rosa parks which outranks shot gun and various other forms of front seat reservation.
John called shot gun but I threw out a Aunt Jemima to counter it.

Aunt Jemima's Tits 

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)
Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."
Aunt Jemima's Tits by voook August 25, 2010