as a friend 

Here's the scoop, boys and girls. Women pidgeonhole men into two categories, Friend and Jerk. Men who are chivalrous, polite, sophisticated, etc. are instantly relegated to "Friend" status. Men who treat women like shit are "Jerks."

Women love Friends but consider them unfuckable because they are not masculine enough. Women hate Jerks because they are asswipes but fuck them anyway. Thus, every woman in the world fucks Jerks and then complains to her Friend about how badly the Jerk treats her.

Just more proof that women are totally irrational.

as a friend by Do I Have To Slap A Bitch?! September 22, 2004

A Friend

what women keep calling me

she just wants to be my friend...i am never leave my parents house agin...except for maybe the occasional everquest lan-party

A Friend by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

as a friend 

1)A verbal slap to the face when someone wants to break up with you.
2) A verbal slap to the face when someone doesn't like you in a sexual way.

1) I think we should just be friends.
2)I like you, but only as a friend.

as a friend by The Lionhearted March 29, 2005

National Fuck A Friend Day 

Fuck a friend

Let’s fuck on national fuck a friend day cuz we’re friends

National Fuck A Friend Day by anonymous March 30, 2021

as a friend 

NO SEX for you

"I like you as a friend, not sexually but we can still hang out"
"fuck that

as a friend by Staislaus May 31, 2004

she’s just a friend 

marinette

adrien: me going after marinette? no, she’s just a friend

she’s just a friend by ladynoireswife November 10, 2020

a friend of mara 

Queers (mostly lesbians) ask if you are a friend of mara when they want to know if you are queer as well.
Long time ago they used 'friends of Dorothy' but the crew-ra brought this back again:)

Lesbian: hey. I've been wondering if.. if you are a friend of mara..?
Pan: heck yes I am ;) are you?
Lesbian: definitely.

a friend of mara by SomeAlienKid August 1, 2020