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Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex
"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.
1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
contra-deception by euphemismo February 28, 2019

dark deception 

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened
person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!

Switcheroo Deception 

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.
Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

bi-deception 

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the method of making an intended mistake to lessen scrutiny, or make something fake feel more real
Guy 1: "-and she faked her artwork! She would often make mistakes to give the illusion its not fake, but it was AI-generated the WHOLE time."
Guy 2: "I've heard. She was using something called "bi-deception."

Orbs of Deception 

when a women shows ample amounts of her breasts, sending any one with little power into a hypnotic trance, obeying her every command.
I almost fell for those orbs of deception.