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An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.
Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!
Dave by Cordediligamus April 29, 2019
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A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Dave‘s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.
I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.
Dave by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021
A person who rarely messages or chats in your chatroom.
Dave by ObeAba July 19, 2020
The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.
Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted
Dave by Fizzle S January 23, 2022
The shermiest of sherms
Dave by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022
White guy who likes white chocolates and white wine. Usually British and calls himself awesome.
You're such a dave!
Dave by caliper January 28, 2022
The man who rescued chipmunks
Dave is one of the protagonists in Alvin and the Chipmunks
Dave by I_Like_Ducks February 4, 2022