your mother cuts socks in hell 

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).

"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

your mother cuts socks in hell by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006

Bro Cuts 

When two dudes agree to go together to get their hair cut

"Dude I'm so overdue for a trim, I'm gonna run out and get me a haircut."
"Me too dude! I'll go with you"
"Awesome, let's go get us some bro cuts!"

Bro Cuts by kingB16 December 27, 2011

chinese cuts 

When you let someone in back of the line cut in front of you, then they go behind you in line.

Frankie got his ass kicked for giving a hot chick chinese cuts while waiting in line for food stamps

chinese cuts by Fast Eddie Sayers September 12, 2003

emo cuts 

you may say cuts are stupid or just a way to get attention. But no. When things are too painful, its a way to escape, to feel a different pain then you usualy do. Thats it.

emo cuts (physical pain) is felt to change form emotional pain

---vague ex.

emo cuts by that-emo-kid March 18, 2008

Mixing Cold Cuts 

"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.

Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.

Mixing Cold Cuts by LogTeats Kep July 25, 2008

Bare cuts 

Mean allot of weed

Matt: how much bud you got there?

jordan: bare cuts

Matt: we getting blazed tonight!

Bare cuts by andy bates July 20, 2009

traffic cuts 

Traffic cuts is when a motorist, either stuck behind a wreck or is unable to merge before their lane ends, who then either speeds up and cuts you off; or sits with their front end in your lane, turn signal on, forcing other drivers to either let the asshole "take cuts" or drive around them.

"Did you just see that asshat take traffic cuts in front of that school bus? Hopefully the diver got his license plate and is dialing 911 right now."

traffic cuts by wpb6969 September 7, 2013