dirty constantine

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle

Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital

by koreluvsu September 17, 2021

planck's constant

It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...

(starts singing never ending story)

Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004

by yougotmeweak July 10, 2019

The Yost Constant

A mathamatical constant that when used forces an equation to result in 0.

My teacher must have multiplied my test score by the yost constant, I GOT A ZERO!!

by Yost Malone February 19, 2021

Spring constant

The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!

Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"

by pashawise April 18, 2010

Constantine

He awesome, Playful,
He’s a very good friend and sibling

But again sometimes fight with you

Very kind try not to get really mad because I have a Constantine brother and he gets really mad easily so Has Internet issues

Me-*pulls hair* trying to be annoying
Constantine- you are going to regret that * Kicks really hard*
Me- OWWW MOM!!!!!

Mom-*walks over* go to your room's NOW!!!!!

by Jjjjn April 11, 2020

Andrew Constance

Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.

Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.

by fakespam123 April 30, 2020

Constance

My funny ass best friend whom has a big booty and has a resting bitch face. She is a peng ting from barking.

Hey Constance, I was born in the church let me give you my holy water

by Connie wonny Ding dong February 23, 2019