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buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.
Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

Buttering my Ballsack 

Person 1: *is annoying*

Person 2: Stop buttering my ballsack!

Buttering, butteUringu, butteringU 

Buttering, butteUringu, butteringU
Buttering, butteUringu, butteringU

ball buttering 

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.
Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.
ball buttering by Ebeau August 20, 2017

Floor Buttering 

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

Maple Buttering 

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.
Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.
Maple Buttering by canuck1991 August 29, 2016