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bean baging 

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.
jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!
bean baging by elcaci April 27, 2009

Bean bags and Cabbage 

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.
What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!

Bean Bagged 

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.
I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.
Bean Bagged by Palokuku June 26, 2008

bean bagged 

to be drunk to the state of where everything is funny.
Im so bean bagged hahahaa
bean bagged by Lucas668 December 22, 2010

bean bagging 

jake - hey john, what did ya get up last night?
john - Oh me and jane were bean bagging, was awesome!
bean bagging by johnyyyy December 28, 2007

Bean bagged 

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.
Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?
Bean bagged by Acka123 January 24, 2020