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joe jonas 

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.

HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"

"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"

"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"

"he's HUGE...that's NICE"

"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
joe jonas by mrs. joe jonas January 10, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers 

A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
The Jonas Brothers by penis2.0 October 8, 2008

Nick Jonas 

The most amazing guy in the universe who will NEVER have sex until he's married. Ignore all the hate definitions from losers who will probably never get a girlfriend and are just jealous. He has an amazing voice and plays the instruments awesomely! He is the youngest in the best band in the world... JONAS BROTHERS!!! <333
Nick Jonas gave a very lucky fan a hug.
Nick Jonas by jonas luvas October 19, 2008

Joe Jonas 

Referred to as a "scrub" during the 2007 AMAs, when he ironically fell on broken glass... during a song about falling on broken glass.

A hot piece of ass.

The boyfriend of Maya Chapman.
"Dang, did you see that fool get pwnd into the ground? Hes such a joe jonas!"

"Did you see Maya today? I wish I was Joe Jonas!"
Joe Jonas by Joe Wentz January 6, 2008

Nick Jonas 

If nick Jonas is gay then I’m glad I’m a guy
Nick Jonas by Gay for jonas February 6, 2020

The Jonas Brothers 

FUCKING AWESOME!
The best band in the universe. even better than miley "slut" cyrus.
~~~AT A CONCERT
jonas fan 1: The jonas brothers rock!
jonas fan 2: (screaming twords stage) NICK JOE AND KEVIN GET NAKED! YOU GUYS ARE HOT IN A CAN!
The Jonas Brothers by COLEY :} April 30, 2008

The Jonas brothers 

the best band in the universe. Anyone who doesn't like them is either
a) jealous
b) a freak and doesnt know what their missing
c) hopelessly confused (its okay, theres still time to get help from a fellow fan)
Kid 1: The Jonas brothers rock!
Kid 2: I know right??
(they look over and see a random kid drawing a mustache, obnoxious nose, and glasses on the jonas brothers poster)
Kid 1: Lets go jump on him until he gets the message.
Kid 2: Sounds great!
The Jonas brothers by RoxyGirl March 27, 2008