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salty carlos 

A salty Carlos

A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole
We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day
salty carlos by Coxysauras April 27, 2021

z.e.r.o._.carlos 

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Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli 

A handsome and knowledgeable individual usually know for being charismatic and happy go lucky. He loves everything to do with Liverpool and Football in general. His catchphrase is "Fu#k Miss Savage "
Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli is God

juan carlos garcia 

The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.
Lady: I think he is the one.
Friend: Must be Juan Carlos Garcia
juan carlos garcia by Quick711 December 2, 2016

san carlos 

the city of ❌good living ✅white people
you live in san carlos?
cracker.
san carlos by eggish April 11, 2021

Hot Carlos

A powerful prank that will leave your friends in tears after a long night of drinking.(Although intoxication is not required it helps.) The Hot Carlos is a combination of the Hot Karl and The dirty Sanchez in which one defecates into a sock, preferably a soccer sock, that has a hole in it. The individual then finds a very intoxicated being and proceeds to smack them in the face with the hole covered sock, thus leaving a smear of poo underneath the drunken individuals nose.The mark should resemble that of a Hispanic mans mustache.
Dude what happened to your face

You gave me a hot Carlos you asshole

Oh so that's where I shit last night
Hot Carlos by elud December 16, 2008