Skip to main content

Reel Racing

The sport of scrolling aimlessly, never decisively ending videos — a.k.a. “reel racing.”
An addictive pastime involving Instagram Reels (and similar short-form apps) where you convince yourself “just one more reel” won’t hurt… until three hours vanish and your thumb has run a marathon.
“Bro, I was supposed to study, but I ended up reel racing for two hours straight.”
Reel Racing by lxc9 October 12, 2025
Reel Racing mug front
Get the Reel Racing mug.
See more merch

Pink Rocking horse

A questionable sexual position that involves a potatoe Canon, Spaghetti squash and glitter
Glitter bear was into the pink rocking horse especially when the potato was brought out
Pink Rocking horse by Doodles87 November 4, 2025

Pod Racing Position

A sexual position, usually in homosexual sex, where one person lies on their stomach while the other penetrates the bottom in a reverse cowgirl(boy) position. Whilst in this position, the top uses the bottoms legs as the controls of a pod racer, while also making the noises of the pod racer, while acting as Anakin in Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. Meanwhile the exact pod racing scene is in the background playing in Finnish.
Brett : "Hey man down to fuck in pod racing?
Josh : "HELL YEAH! I Love the Pod Racing Position!"
*NEEEROOOOOOOOO NEEERRRRRRRRR JOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJ*
"Nyt tämä on pod-kilpailua!"
Pod Racing Position by tdkk January 25, 2026

Sat Nav Racing 

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav
Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.
Sat Nav Racing by Sceoig August 14, 2010

belt sander racing 

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.

Parking Lot Racing 

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.

Jak X: Combat Racing 

Jack X is a racing game made for the PS2 by naughty dog. It continues the adventures of Jak and Daxter, following Jak 3.
"Jak X: Combat Racing was my childhood."