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macho man randy savage 

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

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popin a randy 

When a male pops a random boner "randy" so they call it "popin a randy"
Omg man Janes ass is so nice it's makin me pop a randy ! popin a randy

I Nom Nom Randy BK's

Created in the 21st century meaning that you eat random bad kids.
I Nom Nom Randy BK's on XBL 24/7.

Quiet Randy

When you shit in someone's mouth to shut them up.
I just couldn't sleep. He was snoring so loud I, gave him a quiet randy to keep him quiet.
when you lick your finger or use your tounge to wetten between someone elses finger(webbing). Mostly uncomfortable due to the moisture between the fingers forcing a wipeoff immediately.
person 1: dude i cant believe she licked between your fingers!

person 2: yeah, she really wet randy'ed me.
wet randy by jaybuckets September 24, 2011
When you spit inside someone's ear and blow in it, then stick your finger in the same ear and wiggle it around.
Wet Randy:

Male Version: The best sensation during sexual intercourse when the man does it to woman during doggystyle, BJs, reverse side-by-side, reverse cowgirl, & butterfly style... usually any man-on-top styles.

Female Version: The most interesting moments is when the woman does it to the man during cunnilings, pile-driver, side-by-side, & other woman fetish advantages over men during sexual intercourse.
Wet Randy by HalfBeard May 15, 2013

The Randy Savage 

A very illegal drug. A mix of bleach, marijuana, meth, and heroine. Its possible to smoke it or shoot it up.
Dude, you tried to kill me and your family after you did some of The Randy Savage.
The Randy Savage by QLAZARRUS666 August 15, 2011