wisconsin
A state where it was considered almost legal to hunt cats. The law was NOT passed on account of shooting cats is friggin' retarded.
wisconsin
Y'all been up to the northerner parts? Somewhere left a the great lakes is a great place where you can get some GOOD HUNTIN... they even letcha kill the cats!
Wisconsin
Wish - con - shin
Wisconsin is a midwestern U.S. state with coastlines on 2 Great Lakes (Michigan and Superior) and an interior of forests and dairy cow farms. Milwaukee, the largest city, is known for the Milwaukee Public Museum, with its numerous re-created international villages, and the Harley-Davidson Museum, displaying classic motorcycles. Several cheese companies are based in Milwaukee, and many offer tours. The main economy in Wisconsin is dairy, and newborns that are lactose intolerant will have their head severed. Wisconsin is now developing microchips to implant into their citizens' fingers, and this will help them "Search, Seek, and Destroy all lactose intolerant people", according to Wisconsin.gov, the Official Website of the State of Wisconsin
Wisconsin is a midwestern U.S. state with coastlines on 2 Great Lakes (Michigan and Superior) and an interior of forests and dairy cow farms. Milwaukee, the largest city, is known for the Milwaukee Public Museum, with its numerous re-created international villages, and the Harley-Davidson Museum, displaying classic motorcycles. Several cheese companies are based in Milwaukee, and many offer tours. The main economy in Wisconsin is dairy, and newborns that are lactose intolerant will have their head severed. Wisconsin is now developing microchips to implant into their citizens' fingers, and this will help them "Search, Seek, and Destroy all lactose intolerant people", according to Wisconsin.gov, the Official Website of the State of Wisconsin
Examples:
Boy I should probably move to California because I don't want to have my head severed by the Wisconsin Government
My brother new a lactose intolerant person once and he got assassinated by Wisconsin dairy ninjas
Boy I should probably move to California because I don't want to have my head severed by the Wisconsin Government
My brother new a lactose intolerant person once and he got assassinated by Wisconsin dairy ninjas
Wisconsin by GiraffeNut69 February 14, 2018
Wisconsin
1. A state full of cheese, farms, beer, and football fans.
2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)
2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)
1. Yes, we do have more types of cheese than people in Wisconsin.
2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from?
Visitor: <insert state here>
Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?
2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from?
Visitor: <insert state here>
Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?
wisconsin
A state in the midwest. The only state left that offers fine dining in a gas station. A safe place for the elderly and blind to drive. Townies rarely drive faster than 35 mph because they are trying to finish their beer without spilling. Wisconsin is also known to have a hate/hate relationship with both MN and IL. However, MN and IL bond over a common dislike of Wisconsin. Most visitors really enjoy the exits on both the right and left sides of the high way. In a recent poll, 99.9% of out-of- town drivers really love switiching lanes in a panic. People generally like Wisconsin as long as they're not driving.
"Illinois really wants to high five Wisconsin, but they're worried that Wisconsin didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom."
wisconsin by Thalheimer July 18, 2006
Wisconsin
By the time anyone that lives there is thirteen they:
1. Know their favorite alcoholic beverage
2. Have been drunk at least once
3. Know the best party spots, and
4. Root heartily for any team Brett Favre plays on
Most of the parents of all the kids are alright with drinking, even going so far as to attend or host the parties where underage drinking and smoking happen. Most people never leave the state (unless on a vacation to Florida) and the ones who do never go back. The state can be divided into two kinds of people; people who own farms and people who live next to farms. The roads are horrible even though roadwork is done continuously throughout the summer and fall. Extreme weather; humid and hot in the summer, cold and dry in the winter. Lot's of hunters, it's considered a normal thing when people have a party in a garage with a deer carcass drying in the same room. There is a long-standing debate among all Wisconsinites about whether Ford or Chevy trucks are better. Any self respecting Wisconsinite won't consume margarine, Kraft cheese, or skim milk. Apparently, there is some rivalry between Illinois and Wisconsin, though I've never encountered it and I've lived here all my life. Most of us own some kind of cabin by a lake where we go on weekends to have bonfires and play cards.
1. Know their favorite alcoholic beverage
2. Have been drunk at least once
3. Know the best party spots, and
4. Root heartily for any team Brett Favre plays on
Most of the parents of all the kids are alright with drinking, even going so far as to attend or host the parties where underage drinking and smoking happen. Most people never leave the state (unless on a vacation to Florida) and the ones who do never go back. The state can be divided into two kinds of people; people who own farms and people who live next to farms. The roads are horrible even though roadwork is done continuously throughout the summer and fall. Extreme weather; humid and hot in the summer, cold and dry in the winter. Lot's of hunters, it's considered a normal thing when people have a party in a garage with a deer carcass drying in the same room. There is a long-standing debate among all Wisconsinites about whether Ford or Chevy trucks are better. Any self respecting Wisconsinite won't consume margarine, Kraft cheese, or skim milk. Apparently, there is some rivalry between Illinois and Wisconsin, though I've never encountered it and I've lived here all my life. Most of us own some kind of cabin by a lake where we go on weekends to have bonfires and play cards.
Wisconsin daughter: Mom, can we have a party tonight?
Wisconsin mom: Sure honey, what kind of beer do you want?
Wisconsin mom: Sure honey, what kind of beer do you want?
Wisconsin by purplemonkeypirate May 22, 2011
Wisconsin
Wisconsin- Often thought of a place filled with cheese and/or lakes, studies have shown Wisconsin doesn't exist. It is actually somewhat akin to unicorns, Canada, and Republicans.
"I was born in Wisconsin."
"Haha, dude I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know Wisconsin doesn't exist. Just like Canada. And Republicans."
"Haha, dude I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know Wisconsin doesn't exist. Just like Canada. And Republicans."
Wisconsin by regretsareawaste April 22, 2008