Ranch Squatting 

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.

duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D

Ranch Squatting by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009

Geo Squatting 

The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.

"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."

Geo Squatting by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009

squeaching 

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

squeaching by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

Pork Snatching 

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

Pork Snatching by Udps October 8, 2019

Brown dog scratching at my door 

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

Brown dog scratching at my door by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

squashing 

A sexual act that involves a large person jumping or falling onto the partner, therefore crushing that person with their immensity.

Some huge kinky girl was squashing me with her big giant self.. it was amazing.

squashing by Hila February 7, 2008

Sasquatching 

Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them....

Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!!

If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!

Sasquatching by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010