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Raisin Factory 

An old people's home. So named because they go in all healthy and plump, and come out all dried and shrivelled, in a box.
"Mum and Dad sent Nana off to the raisin factory. It's called a Retirement Village. It's where you retire from having a life"
Raisin Factory by MagickDio March 14, 2010

Raisin sack 

Shrinkage of the scrotum due to cold temperatures. Used figuratively to describe cold weather.
"Man, it's raisin sack weather out there today! Put on your winter jacket!"
Raisin sack by Joe Lederhans October 8, 2013

raisin bag 

When it's so damn cold outside your balls shrivel up and hide like raisins.
It's so damn cold in Manitoba that every time I go outside I get raisin bag.
raisin bag by Hayz December 12, 2003

Raisin Smuggler 

A guy/girl having hard nipples showing through their shirt.

Nipples have a wrinkly texture like raisins when they totally hard.
Hey, did you see Stacey's nipples?

Yeah, she's a raisin smuggler.
Raisin Smuggler by Tank ass February 14, 2009

Raisin Nuts 

Small testicles that resemble the size and shape of raisins. Small wrinkly testicles.
Wow son, you have raisin nuts. How embarrassing.
Raisin Nuts by ::The Mikester:: April 14, 2008

Raisin Thursday 

When you come into work on Thursday thinking it is Friday, just to find out that it is not. Comparable to buying a chocolate chip cookie only to find out on the first bite it is in fact a raisin cookie.
Sweet! Only two hours until the weekend!

Dude, it's not Friday.

What? Fucking raisin Thursdays.
Raisin Thursday by MrSkulled December 9, 2012