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practice meat 

When a female has sex with a guy only with the intentions of conditioning her pussy for another man.
So I heard that Brittany fucked Brice but she was only using him as practice meat for Heeth.
practice meat by BigWilliesMeat December 20, 2020

practically perfect

Almost always perfect. Perfect, but in a practical way.
Jenna is practically perfect with her 4.99 Uber rating and 4.94 survey score.

Bar Practice 

The act of practicing drinking beers at different bars to see which bar you like the best
Tonight I've got bar practice.
Bar Practice by Tina B. May 12, 2007

Bad practice Larry 

A bad practice Larry is a British term for someone who has a pathological need to cut corners and undertake poor work no matter the consequence.
Do it properly. Don't be such a bad practice Larry!

Practice Fuck

When you've been out of the game for awhile and plan on going back to your old ways but don't know how good your sex skills are anymore.
girl: well i wanna go back to treating guys the way they treated me.... but its been awhile.

girl2: just go get with tom, he'll be your practice fuck.
Practice Fuck by candyapplepie February 22, 2010

Load Fairy's Target Practice 

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.
1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.