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I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all 

Bruh. Really? Just
Bruh.
I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter 

She's beautiful, but a bitch.
Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time 

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

It's been one 

It's time for action
It been over
It's been "one more time" now it's on sight!

It's been one. I'm done with this

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

one lies and the other swears to it

This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.
A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."