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jump off here 

I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.
Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-

You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.

jump off 

a man or woman who is quick to have sex w/ someone. Unlike "slut" it is gender-neutral - it can be applied to men, not only women.
What a jump off! He only knew her for a day, and he already let her have sex with him!
jump off by Archer MC April 9, 2006

jump off 

the girl that you jump off of when your woman comes home
I almost got caught with my jump off last night
jump off by david kim July 29, 2003

Jump Off 

1. A club or spot where something is happening.
2. An attractive girl who is into you
3. Any object you dig
Did you see that jump off? Everybody got stuck...it was live.
Jump Off by Q mass October 23, 2003

jump off 

1) something good or desireable.
2) a woman you have sex with, then u "jump off" and go about your business. "Jump offs" dont ask no questions after words.
NOTE: men are not "jump offs" only women. if a woman thinks she has a male "jump off," shes the real jumpoff but she doesnt know it.
Thats not my girl thats my jump off.
jump off by eLSolo June 24, 2006

jump off 

what new jersey kids call a big or good party
kid one "you going to the jump off tonight?"
kid two "hell yeah i'll be at the j.o."
jump off by beepbeep April 9, 2006