mitsuris.housewife 

mitsuris.housewife is a GREAT mutual like wowwwww

oh my god mitsuris.housewife is so funny 😮 💨

mitsuris.housewife by mitsuris.housewife July 29, 2021

Busy Housewife

A sexual position wherein the male takes the female in the kitchen as she is doing the dishes.

While my woman was cleaning up in the kitchen, I became so aroused that I had to bend her over the sink and give her the busy housewife.

Busy Housewife by Rydei December 13, 2008

stupid housewife 

someone who has been a housewife for many years and they have become fat and unattractive, even if they used to be thin and attractive. They no longer knows what is going on in the outside world so become incredibly self centred and believe that their non existant problems actually matter. So are very boring, ugly and fat. If their husband has any sense, will get a divorce.

guy 1: dude his mum is so not a milf
guy 2: no shes a total stupid housewife
guy 1: guess we will have to find a new house to hang out in!

My wife has become a total stupid housewife, im filing for divorce so i can get a new model!

stupid housewife by aloysha April 26, 2009

desperate housewife 

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.

My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.

desperate housewife by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005

Greek Housewife 

A woman who has not shaved armpits, legs or upper lip and her jungle book in many months

- "Girl, i should shave for my date, i look like a Greek Housewife"

-"Yeah.You better, if you don't want that man to run for the hils screaming!"

Greek Housewife by LOL-ing at Tina-izms November 27, 2012

american housewife

When you buy pre-made food instead of cooking it, and feeding it to your spouse.

Diana brought Panera for Josh- she pulled an american housewife.

american housewife by anabanananana March 1, 2016

pedropascals.housewife 

“pedropascals.housewife” is the love of pedro pascal’s life. they are the best person ever and they make him very happy.

person 1: woahhh who’s that person with pedro pascal? they seem so cool.

person 2: yeah, that’s pedropascals.housewife.

pedropascals.housewife by bestie.caillou4 June 11, 2021