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How goes it 

Synonymous with the phrases "how are you" or "how are you going". Most likely derived from literal translations of similarly structured forms in European languages, such as the German "wie geht's", the Dutch "hoe gaat het" and the French "comment ça va".

"How goes it" is non-standard and is generally used as a somewhat quirky informal alternative to the more conventional questions. In this sense, the phrase may have a somewhat humorous effect.
(1) Interlocutors may respond in the same way as they would to the more conventional "how are you".

A: "How goes it?"
B: "I'm well."

(2) Alternatively, interlocutors may acknowledge the facetious nature of the structure "how goes it", and respond in kind.

A: "How goes it?"
B: "It goes well."
How goes it by Berlinerleben October 9, 2011
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Ernest Goes to Camp 

One of the greatest movies ever made. Widely recognized as the best in the 'Ernest' series, and one of the few movies to successfully utilize not one, but two montages in the same film. A triumph of modern cinema.
Dude, remember back in the day when we used to watch Ernest Goes to Camp like every day? Man those were good times.

where fun goes to die 

The University of Chicago... meant only halfly in jest.
Example T-Shirt: University of Chicago: Where fun goes to Die: If it were easy, it'd be your mom.
where fun goes to die by Rothul October 17, 2004

your mom goes to college 

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.
Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED

and the ting goes 

GRRRRRRRA POP POP POP POP POP SKEBAKI BAP BAP AND CUT CUT PRRRRRM POOM SKEYAA COT COT PUM PUM PUM PUUM BOOM BOOM
and the ting goes by Danke memes October 8, 2017

tom goes to the major 

it is how idiots spell "Tom Goes to the Mayor". In doing this they show how fucking stupid they are for hating this show.
Idiot - Hey, I hate Tom Goes to the Major.

Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass
tom goes to the major by MayorTom January 13, 2009

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong 

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)
After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."