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Somebody who tells people to go "insert made up creature name" somewhere else
Anthony: Go troll somewhere else

Brendan: Go goblin somewhere else
Goblin by treeface94 July 3, 2009
A venomous left-leaning female Internet troll.

Usually trolls in a self-righteous, hysterical tone, pretending to act in favor of Women's Rights but only has egotistical concerns.
Shit Reddit Says is 4chan for goblins.
An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.
Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.
Goblin by Enwhytee December 25, 2016
To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
Goblin by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017
The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.
Oh no, it is Goblin. Run!!!
Goblin by I'mnotGoblinIswear December 4, 2018
Guys that Kalen kid is such a fucking goblin
Goblin by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019