South Carolina Earthquake 

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.

I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.

South Carolina Earthquake by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010

turkish earthquake 

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.

Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake

turkish earthquake by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007

doo doo earthquake 

farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet

He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up.

doo doo earthquake by Pumkin April 22, 2006

Arkansas Earthquake 

When a girl is laying on her back and you are balls deep in her pussy and she farts causing your balls to shake violently.

Dude I was fucking Daisy last night and she gave me the Arkansas Earthquake!

Arkansas Earthquake by Dollar Bill and Ted Newgent September 10, 2010

chocolate earthquake 

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes

My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.

chocolate earthquake by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016

Brownie Earthquake 

During the act of anal intercourse, the person on the receiving end has a nasty case of firerreah.

The outcome is something to the effect of putting your thumb over a garden hose.

Dude, last night a brownie earthquake went down in my house and it shot about 3 yards in each direction.

Brownie Earthquake by alejandro hayes September 6, 2007

Cat Earthquake 

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

Cat Earthquake by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019