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Crunchfest 

The meal between Lunch and Dinner
Chrunchfest: The meal between Lunch and dinner

Person 1: I can’t wait to get home for school and eat crunchfest !

Person 2: Make sure you don’t spoil your dinner!
Crunchfest by Ehopp12 November 14, 2017

Crunchel 

Noun.) A Crunchel is a piece of chip that has been separated from a normal piece. Similar to a chip crumb, a crunchel is usually made of tortilla chip. A crunchel is often made accidentally when the chip is dipped into Salsa/Queso.
"Oh no! Someone dropped a crunchel into the Salsa!"

crunched my crackers 

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny packto the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

upchuck cruncher 

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches
Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

sac cruncher 

a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.
my girl just gave me a sac cruncher
sac cruncher by mtballa323 December 7, 2010

tit cruncher 

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.
Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.
tit cruncher by TitCruncher August 26, 2019