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Cracker Jacking 

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.
My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.
Cracker Jacking by Dutchbag July 13, 2012

Cracker Jacker 

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.
Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

Cracker-Jackass 

1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"

2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.

3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch
"Hey, sit down cracker-jackass!!"

Cracker Jacker 

A person who only goes for white people.
I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.

cracker jacker 

A white man that chronically masturbates
Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
cracker jacker by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

Cracker Jacking 

The act of enjoying the snack food Cracker Jacks.
You: Hey man, what's up?
Guy eating Cracker Jacks: Not much, just Cracker Jacking.