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the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

You're Sucking All My Bandwidth 

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all 

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.
I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you  

dead in the water

expression said when one person is fooled...if he gets fooled once, its shame on him, but not twice, its shame on all of you...
fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you

all over you like a cheap suit 

Bob: "Man, I was all over you like a cheap suit last night."
George: "Ya"

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired. 

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.
At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.