there's a deer on your wall 

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

there's a deer on your wall by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven 

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

There’s a fly

Common in the Midwest area, this is another way of saying one is going to kill themselves

If there’s a fly, I will die

There’s a fly by BigHotSmokingBabe May 29, 2018

there's a spy in our midst

when there is an enemy spy in the base

engineer:there's a spy in our midst
pyro:*arson intensifies*

there's a spy in our midst by raybeez February 11, 2022

there's a first Sunday in every month 

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

there's a first Sunday in every month by Tee Lady July 23, 2022

There's a first Sunday in every month 

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

There's a first Sunday in every month by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

There’s a key for every hole 

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female

‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’

There’s a key for every hole by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023