Winkie 

n. a person who is punched in the face and proceed to bitch out and not fight back

v. To leave your friend to get beat on: to ditch your friend right before he is punched

Thats really embarrassing, you looked like a Winkie back there.

Dude, nick just winkied into Heidies pies parking lot while i was unloaded on in front of about 30 people.

Winkie by FUSSERRO February 9, 2009

winkie 

A winkie is a vagina, not a penis. In this vernacular, a penis (regardless of size, or lack thereof) is a dinkie.

Winkie and Dinkie usually play well together.

Both terms are archaic.

"What a winkie!!" -- from an unknown porno flick, referring to the young lady's vagina.

winkie by vancelxix January 14, 2005

winkie waffle 

A feminine hygiene pad

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles

winkie waffle by funkusmungus May 7, 2011

Winkie 

a peice of shit

ur a winkie

Winkie by afajshsjbsjsbsjsbs November 2, 2018

fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)

37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"

fairy winkles by XenoXenoXenoX September 3, 2008

wankies

winking seductively while having sex

taffy liked wankies

wankies by that smart asshole June 1, 2016

Winkie 

A piece of skin that comes out of your anus. Can be seen as a tail.

Hey Jiggles do you have a winkie?
Jiggles: You have that too?!?!

Winkie by Jiggles/Giggles Horwitz May 10, 2010