a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

toilet water toucher by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009

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boy toucher

A tall man with a dirty beard, wearing glasses and has tattoos. Might also drive a Rabbit.

Hey I hear that Jake is a boy toucher.

boy toucher by c0rkskrew April 2, 2009

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shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.

1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"

shit toucher by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008

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poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
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some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis

poo toucher by recktum November 4, 2004

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