Stoney Bolognese 

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

Stoney Bolognese by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

Stoney River 

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

Stoney River by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

Stoney Baloney 

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

Stoney Baloney by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

stoney macgyver 

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.

stoney macgyver by Domer64 October 21, 2010

Stoney Maloney 

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

Stoney Maloney by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018

stoney mchill

a location/state of mind one would be when nothing makes sense and is just really stoney and chill.

Man, that wallpaper for El Dia de Los Muertos is totally on Stoney McHill.

stoney mchill by El_Scorcho October 31, 2003

stoney sunday 

People celebrating smoking weed on Sundays

happy Stoney Sunday

stoney sunday by Stoney Sunday May 15, 2016