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Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.
"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
saffing by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010

Sailing Tee Pee 

When someone grabs a roll of toilet paper in between each of their pointer fingers, rolls the vehicle window down, and proceeds to let it 'sail' out from the roll and in to the wind.
Taylor screamed as my sailing tee pee flew in to his face, I told him to roll his window up.
Sailing Tee Pee by Krowvin February 20, 2011

You're sailing blud! 

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

Sailing Your Boat 

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.
"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

garage sailing 

You attach a huge-ass sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.
I wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my dick.