Prickly Purple Hair bruise 

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

Prickly Purple Hair bruise by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020

prickly pineapple 

The act of inserting an inverted pineapple up ones anus to achieve sexual stimulation.

Thank god I didn't fart while I was getting that prickly pineapple

prickly pineapple by macwehle January 21, 2011

prickly legs 

When you shave your legs and the hairs feel like catus needles when you rub them

Girl: did I shave my legs good?
BFF: Nah, you got them prickly legs
Girl: Your right, feels like a catus

prickly legs by Lexi362004 April 18, 2016

Prickly Cactus

When you are having sex on the beach you stick your thumb in the sand and then shove your thumb right up the broads cornhole.

Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican

While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.

Prickly Cactus by cwh_2002 April 26, 2006

Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest

Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer

Prickly Cleveland Steamer by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015

prickly ball 

Is when someone shaves their gentalia once and let's the stubble grow in and doesn't shave again, making sex "prickly".

People who are a prickly ball is extremely uncomfortable to be around.

For example:

"Last night I had sex with Tom Ferris and he totally has a prickly ball."
Or

"Dude, I hate that fucking Tom Ferris kid. He is such a prickly ball!!"

prickly ball by TommyFerris1 January 9, 2016

Prickly desert 

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

Prickly desert by Dbass July 18, 2016