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Pansy Parkinson 

Pansy Parkinson is a fictional character in the Harry Potter series and is in Slytherin...Pansy is a fugly slut and thinks that Draco fancies her but he only took her to the yule ball because she was his last resort and he new that she is such an asswipe that she'd say yes.Her parents obviously called her Pansy because the deffinition for Pansy is a wimp or a prat (she is one!)
If I was in the Harry Potter series, I'd be in slytherin,going out with draco,but still be friends with Hermione and me and her would beat Pansy up!!!!!!!!!!
Hayley(me) and Hermione had both cornered Pansy.
Hayley:Fukin go near Draco again bitch,i'll fuck you up!
Pansy Parkinson:I didn't go near him I swear!
Hayley:Draco told me you did!He said you tryed to make out with him you fukin Hoe!
Hermione:I say we beat her up now!!
Hayley:Yeah!
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Perkinsons 

When you've had so much coffee you physically begin to shake.
I've had so many venti coffees from Starbucks today, I know how Michael J. Fox feels. Perkinsons, man.
Perkinsons by gravitee January 9, 2014

donkey with parkinson's 

retarded kid who isnt fat or skinny that screams like a donkey
Tim i just saw a donkey with parkinson's and i nearly pissed myself from laughter!

parkinson 

A male who stinks even though he just showered. Has a heavy body odor smell and usually looks like a goof
Dude, did you shower today? You smell like a parkinson. Jesus christ
parkinson by buttruffler September 25, 2010

markinsons disease 

Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.
Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(

Porkinson's

The act when one develops tremors, but only during times of ejaculation.
"Amy was telling me that Edward shakes a lot when hes bussin'."

"Shit man, maybe he has Porkinson's"
Porkinson's by ClassWords March 27, 2015

parkinson's disease 

Look at all the people you've stabbed, you've got parkinsons disease
parkinson's disease by NiggaNig October 27, 2003