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nf itous 

Someone that is suffering from No Fucking Idea
You're suffering from nf itous
nf itous by Bookin poo March 27, 2019
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nft NFL NFS nf NFC nfg nfi nfm NFA NFN
That meme's gay af NF;DL
That's quite not nice hitting someone, If that was a joke NF;DL
That's rude as fuck mate, NF;DL
That's called being a fucking retard NF;DL
NF;DL by OnlineMasterophic June 28, 2020

nf (nude friend) 

a nude friend (nf) is a friend you have a nude sharing relationship but other people think you are dating
person 1: wanna be my nf (nude friend)?
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: a nude friend (nf) is a friend you have a nude sharing relationship but other people think you are dating
person 2: ahh shit sure
"Newsfeed, not stalking."

To be put at the end of a comment on someone's Facebook post as a reassurance to the recipient that you are not stalking them, their post merely came up on your newsfeed and you felt the need to comment on it.
Person A writes to Person B: "Want to go to the cinema tonight?"

You comment: "Can I come? (NF,NS)" at the bottom of the post to show that you're interested in joining them, but not that much of a social loser that you're stalking either of them.
(NF,NS) by TheKingsman April 25, 2011
The terms nf and ns are popular terms that are associated with nigger people. Nf, meaning nigger faggot, is derived from derrick comedy's popular, "National Spelling Bee." Ns, meaning nigger slave, dates back to the old farmers who use to play "Pick the cotton you nf." Modern racists use the the term ns in a abundance of situations like when being out maneuvered and owned in popular online games such as counter strike, misleading the ownee to belive they were being complimented when in reality behind the opponent's computer screen, lurks a racist.
"Fack you, ns."
"Get that nf out of here."
"Psp. nf/ns 4 o'clock."
nf/ns by Ida L33ks February 14, 2009

NF Felon 

1) an NFL star who has been indicted on a felony charge

2) An obsessed football fan/onetime high school football player who is so creepy, odds are they are either a pedophile or rapist, or both. Usually resembles a plump, rodent-like creature.
1) After the dog fighting came out, Michael Vick became an NF Felon.

2) Girl: Ew, Maddie, that weirdo is totally hitting on you!
Maddie: OMGSH he is such an NF Felon!!!
NF Felon by theistallion November 30, 2011