Missing you everyday 

Not seeing the person long periods of time or day miss them around not able to see them everyday

When someone or somebody says missing you everyday because they don’t see you

Missing you everyday by anonymous June 30, 2022

Missing the moose 

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."

Missing the moose by nemmo June 27, 2006

Missing your Pencil 

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women

Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!

Missing your Pencil by Kenzzz March 8, 2008

missing link 

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

missing link by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Missing boi hours

Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend

B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya

Missing boi hours by dhaddyrose November 1, 2018

Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

Missing Jordan syndrome by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020

missing link 

A derogatory term which refers to the scientific community's search to bridge evolution's gap between chimanzees and homo sapians.

Nina - "Did you see that butt-ugly chick? She had the face of an ape!"

Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."

missing link by Phil Fox July 29, 2005