McDonalds 

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

McDonalds by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

mcdonalds 

a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!

hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea

mcdonalds by anonymous_loser May 19, 2018

McDonalds 

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

McDonalds by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

mcdonalds 

a place that claims to have a broken ice cream machine 24/8

can I get some ice cream
sorry we McDonalds you should know that's not happening

mcdonalds by rob snieber May 29, 2018

Mcdonalds 

Mcdonalds is a fast way to get fat if kfc isnt your style!

Mcdonalds, DDDDD Diayabities

Mcdonalds by MINECRAFT GAMER @ AGAR4 November 12, 2018

McDonalds 

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

McDonalds by 0dd September 16, 2020

mcdonalds 

mcdonalds makes almost every body who goes there obese.

mcdonalds makes me fat

mcdonalds by nolifejim November 23, 2020