Obi Wan Kenobi 

Space Jesus

If you belive in Obi Wan Kenobi, your sins will be forgiven

Obi Wan Kenobi by anonymous November 11, 2022

The General Kenobi 

Iniate sex with a younglings mother with an open door l, wait for child to come home after school and stare them down shooting on my the mothers back whilst saying hello there.

I met this milf at the cantina and I did The General Kenobi

The General Kenobi by General Kenobi October 12, 2017

Toby Wan Kenobi 

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."

Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."

Toby Wan Kenobi by Bructus December 7, 2010

Corwan Kenobi 

An absolute Legend beaten by no other. What ever you may think you have to admit he is a chad.

OMG, Look at that beast must be Corwan Kenobi

Corwan Kenobi by Fergal McCarthy November 12, 2020

General Kenobi 

The correct response to the phrase "Hello There"

"Hello There" "General Kenobi. You are a bold one."

General Kenobi by emordnalip January 27, 2022

General Kenobi 

When you jump off the roof with a glow in the dark condom on and the group of at least 4 people you surprise all respond with their own glow in the dark condoms on.

I went to her party last night and when i went to the back yard for an orgy she and all her friends pulled a General Kenobi on me.

General Kenobi by dingusmcbingus October 8, 2025

Slowbi Wan Kenobi 

1. Sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. They easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

"Man, what took you so long to get here?"

"Sorry, I got stuck behind a couple of Slowbi Wan Kenobis on the highway."

Slowbi Wan Kenobi by The_Naked_Snake November 20, 2015