Jonathon Thirsty 

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

Jonathon Thirsty by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

jonathon ng 

One of the absolute best unknown artists out there. EDEN ftw

Person A: Omg have you heard about EDEN ?
Person B: OMG JONATHON NG<33

jonathon ng by DamianTheGreatest August 23, 2017

Jonathon O’hare 

Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside his normal social groups. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends

Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself
Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’hare

Jonathon O’hare by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

jonathon byers 

Jonathan Byers a guy who sleeps with Steve Harrington’s girlfriends and takes picture of them while they are sleeping

Person1: I slept with someone’s girlfriend

Person2: you are such a Jonathan Byers

Jonathon Byers being defined

jonathon byers by Definition dog April 24, 2020

Jonathon Michael 

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

Jonathon Michael by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

jonathon baek 

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.

"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"

jonathon baek by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019

Jonathon Rumble 

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like

"Oh he's so cool, he's such a Jonathon Rumble"

Jonathon Rumble by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020