Internet 

A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.

I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.

Internet by guruboy January 21, 2010

Internet 

the one place where everyone is a hardass.

hardass 1: im gunna fuck your mom tonight. hardass 2: fuck you bitch im gunna kick your ass.. over the internet.

Internet by A7X HU January 29, 2010

internet pioneer 

Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the first users of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.

Person1: Why is my internet being stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.

internet pioneer by darkshadow29 July 31, 2010

internet years 

Internet years pass much quicker than real years. It is due to the very frequent and enormous amount of updates on blogs and news sites.

Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.

Fred Flinstone's comment: "I can't wait to try this videogame. When is it coming out?"

Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."

internet years by minase8888 December 12, 2010

Internet 

The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.

Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.

Internet by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015

internet chad 

Someone who is popular online and in gaming. They usually have a high steam level, expensive skins and discord nitro. E-girls love them.

Have you seen green, he has a karambit tiger tooth, he must be an internet chad

internet chad by ExplosivePugy April 17, 2020

internet funnyman 

A state of mind. To become an internet funnyman, you must first discover your third eye. Can also be achieved via YouTube videos.

"Dude, that guy is definitely an internet funnyman"

internet funnyman by Alpha485 May 27, 2020