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International Coochie Day 

August 28th is International Coochie Day. Ok that day everyone has to take a moment and eat a coochie like a key lime pie. After, have a moment of silence for all the coochie chasers who never got their coochie.
1: “Hey, today is International Coochie Day!”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”
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International community school 

A school that teaches students that has been expelled mostly uae students that smokes the school doesn’t punish and barely has any rules voted #1 gayest school in uae
Ahmed is gay akeed he is in international community school

International Bottom Appreciation Day 

The holiday is held annually on February 15. (Yes it's the day after Valentine's Day-that's by design.) It's a day of love, of reflection and of giving back to all the bottoms in the world. Traditionally, it has only been consistently celebrated by The International Order of Sodomites but is able to be celebrated by anyone who wishes to give appreciation to their sub for all their hard work.

The day was first made a holiday by American president Millard Fillmore, who supposedly misread it. It had not been widely celebrated until it 'flourished' in the months before the American Civil War. President Abraham Lincoln attempted to further establish the holiday as tradition with a ritualistic meal, but due to a handwriting error on his part, resulted in the invention of Thanksgiving. It all worked out in the end though, as Thanksgiving too consists of sitting around and praising a stuffed bird.

The holiday never truly took off in the hearts of the people, and as such fell back into its decay, but a notable attempt was made by Justin Sayre, Chairman of the Order of Sodomites, in February 2014 in Joe's Pub to catalogue the overwhelming history of International Bottom Appreciation Day, which was recorded and uploaded to popular video streaming service, youtube.
Bottom1: My Top was being really sweet to me the other day, and I can't figure out why
Bottom2: No duh, it was the 15th of February, International Bottom Appreciation Day.

International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!
Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”

international academy 

1. a school that puts you through hell

2. a school where the teachers all team up to make students do unnecessary work and decide to have 3 projects and 2 tests in the same week

3. we hate it, but we love it
EXAMPLES:
1. Meg: hi guys, i go to international academy

Jamie: oh. RIP.

2. internal assessments, IB courses, HL test, enrichments, regular hw...

3. </3 .... <3

Bad intentions 

Doing something for self pleasures that may harm another person feeling or hurt them
I will pretend I love her just so she can finally have sex with me ((bad intentions))
Bad intentions by Hott1111 February 17, 2018

International rule of Dibs 

A basic rule of humanity that separates us from animals. One has the rights to an object just by saying "dibs". Conterary to popular belief, senority is not a counter to the I.R.D. There are different branches of I.R.D. including the rule of shotgun.
also see Rule 11, dibs, shotgun
Example 1:
girl1: look at that super hot dude!
girl2: dibs(International Rule of Dibs)!
girl1: damn it!
Example 2:
guy1: shotgun
guy2:(runs to car and takes seat)
driver1: dude(2) lets be civilized, guy1 called dibs, get out