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i-Ready Diagnostic 

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

I ready balloon 

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls
I ready balloon by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

I Ready Test 

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.
student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.
I Ready Test by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home 

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

I am Ready For Hot Lovin' 

this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.
hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard
When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade