Hapsat 

A state of mind during which the maximum amount of happiness is achieved to one's saturation point; the stage beyond which greater happiness cannot be achieved.

This hot chocolate is amazing, it makes me hapsat.
I was so hapsat after seeing Justin!

Hapsat by mjisbae January 1, 2018

Hapsburging 

The act of having sex with your first cousin or any family member closer than that.

Bob: Who's your idol?
Morgan: Man I love me Charles II! I love him so much i'm straight hapsburging my cousin. My kid boutta get that jaw.

Hapsburging by Thotticus January 25, 2019

hapscrap 

a noun meaning "information on what's happening" .. comes from "hap"--happening, as in the adjective "cool", and "scrap"--a random assortment of events.. "what's the happening scrap?"

"Hey, my brother, what's the hapscrap?"
"We're all gonna bust a chill over at Trill Sam's Bunker..."

hapscrap by antoinedogball November 25, 2013

HAPSMTRR 

Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship rule

I am going to have to implement the HAPSMTRR since this one is super smart and so hot - I don’t care what people think.

HAPSMTRR by BobbyWeir April 4, 2019

HAPSMTRR 

Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship-rule

Time for a Do Over, need to implement the HAPSMTRR and reboot my life since this new girl is so awesome.

HAPSMTRR by BobbyWeir April 4, 2019

hapster 

A type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.

My hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a Disney movie.

hapster by The Girl with Kaliedescope Eyes July 16, 2008

hapscallion 

The most saddest excuse for an insult EVER

Claude: You hapscallion!
Josh: Dude, get out of prep school.

hapscallion by HyperActiveToothpick April 30, 2005