When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculatedon the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her