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Glazed Donut 

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom
Glazed Donut by cracker February 22, 2023

Glazed donut 

Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩
I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut
Glazed donut by Glazed boy December 27, 2023

Glazed donut 

When you rub cum around the outside ring of a belly button.
After sex I gave my husband a glazed donut.
Glazed donut by Pickles48 September 28, 2025

Alaskan Glazed Donut 

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.
Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

Backup Glazed Donut 

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her