Gage is a dumbass who has a small dick. He says it is big, but really it is 0.0001 CM long. They say that the docters could not tell if he was a girl or boy.

Gage: Small dick

Gage by GhostMan282 June 3, 2018

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Gage

An insensitive jerk who will lead you on but never really cares about you.
Selfish, annoying, deceiving, a player.
He acts like he loves you so he can find out how to mess with your head, that way he can get you to love him whenever he's single.

girl 1: Guess what, I'm dating Gage!
girl 2: He just dumped me yesterday, how did he move on already?
girl 3: That's just how he is. Gage loves playing with girls' hearts.

Gage by i hate gage July 13, 2011

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Gage

Gage is a very tall, cute, boy who is sometimes sweet, nice, caring, and everything a girl would want. Gage is none of those though . He is a very rude boy who leads girls, and his girlfriends on and lies to them saying he won't hurt them but does anyways. Over all gage is a very athletic boy but a man hoe

Gage is a heartbreaker

Gage by Superchick1 April 18, 2019

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gage

is funny but he is mean

haha that joke was funny but i hate u gage cuz ur mean.

gage by bre ur sister June 11, 2019

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