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fidget spinner 

a spinning thing that is meant for people with ADHD but some idiots use it as well. also referred to as autistic shurikien
person:"Hey nice fidget spinner, can I have a go?"
person2:"Fuck off"

Fidget spinner 

A special ed toy stupid people play with and don't have a thing to do else with their shitty lives.
Mom can I get a fidget spinner .

Mom : hell no those are for sped people

Fidget Spinner 

Oh, you have a Fidget Spinner? KYS .

Fidget spinner 

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS
Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*
Fidget spinner by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Fidget Spinie 

A person who specific performs an airplane like movement during a sexual intercourse.
Jason's mom is a Fidget Spinie. She always Fidget Spinner on my dick.
Fidget Spinie by TraiSaurus January 6, 2019

fidget spinner 

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.
Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.
fidget spinner by Triplecard333 August 7, 2017