Ass Exstentions 

A little blue pill that you stick up your corn hole. makes the anus larger.

Tim: My anus is too small
Sean: Get some Ass Exstentions!

Ass Exstentions by Matt tessing June 13, 2010

extension intervention 

Hair extensions that are visible, grown out, or otherwise look fake.

When a friend's extensions look really terrible, you have to tell her, ie Britney Spears needs an extension intervention.

extension intervention by hip austin mom December 6, 2011

extension-mailbox 

An 4-foot-high L-or-T-shaped bracket of timber with a mailbox mounted at the "upper" end; you temporarily clamp it to your existing mailbox so that the "auxiliary" mailbox extends out over the piled-up snowbank; with this simple/inexpensive set-up, the mail-carrier can still reach your box from his vehicle, but the huge blades on the D.O.T.'s snowplows will simply pass underneath the box, allowing the trucks' drivers' to just plow right on through without worrying about damaging your box.

Constructing and installing an extension-mailbox assembly is simple 'n' easy, costs very little (all you need are two or three large C-clamps, an ordinary plastic/metal mailbox, a couple 2X4s, and a little hardware to cobble it all together; these ordinary/everday items can often be obtained for free or next-to-nothing if you "go scrounging" at da nearest metal-scrapyard and/or are good buddies wif da local junk-dealer), and eliminates mailbox-plowing costs and/or tons (literally!) of snow-shoveling. Why glumly shell out twenty or thirty bucks after each and every blizzard to have someone drive out to your home and plow away the snow from your curbside, just so that you can receive a few pieces of junk mail each week???

extension-mailbox by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Extensional crisis 

Something you have when you fail to do something easy as hell, and you feel like a piece of trash

Mom:"what did you do to the food?!"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"what"

Me:"What's the meaning of life"
Mom:"oh not an extensional crisis again..."

Extensional crisis by BoopBopBish May 29, 2021

Extension-cordaphobia 

A fear of electrical extension-cord

Since the short-circuit of the extension-cord I have now extension-cordaphobia

Extension-cordaphobia by Ageveous June 14, 2021

Extension Cord 

Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug

Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem

Extension Cord by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022

extension 

Standing for "extended version", this is like "unrated version" — just a lot less misleading. Like the "unrated version", the "extension" of a movie is typically 5~10 minutes longer than the theatrical cut.

I watched the extension of that movie last night, and while it had some extra scenes, it wasn't nearly as misleading as the 'unrated version' claims to be.

extension by Emotional Cruiser July 31, 2025