Tom's Tour of Europe 

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.

This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.

Tom's Tour of Europe by tom October 7, 2004

The New Order: Last Days of Europe 

The New Order: Last Days of Europe, shortened as TNO, is a Hearts of Iron IV mod, that is set in an alternate timeline where Nazi Germany utterly wins World War II, but quickly loses the peace. The New Order is a narrative-driven mod that focuses on the fallout of an Axis victory and its effects on the world, leading to a three-way Cold War in the 1960s. The mod is known for being incredibly ambitious and features many new mechanics and large amounts of events, paths and characters.

You're such The New Order: Last Days of Europe player.

The New Order: Last Days of Europe by Dumugian October 13, 2021

In Europe

First used on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show, this expression was created as an ironic play on America's near-hypocritical response to the Russian invasion of Georgia: "We cannot tolerate invasions of sovereign countries...in Europe."

Stewart compared it the the popular "...in bed" modifier for fortune cookies, in which the words "...in Europe" can be added on to any statement to create a sarcastic overtone.

"i totally pwned him in halo!" "yeah, in europe."
"Steve Guttenburg could beat Chuck Norris any day of the week...in Europe."

In Europe by Keeper_K October 27, 2008

The Canada of Europe 

Denmark is the Canada of Europe. Denmark is pretty cold, we like hockey, and nobody really pays any attention to us or know where Denmark is.

- "Denmark?, Is that like the capital of Ikea?"

- "No, Denmark is like the Canada of Europe"

The Canada of Europe by Phabian April 8, 2008

Fortress Europe

Mainland europe controlled by Hitler during WWII

D-day was a massive attack on fortress europe.

Fortress Europe by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

The Europe Test 

Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.

My ex-girlfriend didn't pass The Europe Test...damn she's crazy! She sold all my stuff on ebay and fucked my cousin while I was traveling Europe. I even bought her a necklace goddammit! Good thing this happened before we got engaged.

The Europe Test by IlJaanevits August 12, 2009

pull a europe 

When two people pass one another, each on the left side, just as the strange people from europe drive.

I looked up and the jerk was hogging the right railing, so I had to pull a europe to avoid crashing into him and tumbling down the steps!

pull a europe by Amo853 July 4, 2010